Things That Feel Wrong But Are Technically Right

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 13, 2020 11:38 AM EST

Homer Simpson once said something that would be the basis for a whole new generation of jokes (we're talking about memes of course): "It's funny cause it's true." This basic premise is what makes so many memes hilarious, especially the ones from r/technicallythetruth. These memes and jokes will have you laughing off your chair because, well, they're technically true. See our favorite highlights from last week too. 

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    Text - Jackie @omggjackiee what's the best drug to have sex on Noah @Noahasf birth control
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    Map - This is the actual size of Africa. Switzerland Netherlands Belgium Ireland Austria ny France Eastern Europe partial) Portugal Spain Greece Contiguous U.S. India China Graphic by Bryan Christie and Kai Krause, for SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN D 5K 1K Comments 1.5K Shares Like Comment Share I'm sure Africa is bigger than my monitor Like Reply 219 DS
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    Food - I asked for sour cream on the side... and y'all want $15/hr TACO PRE
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    Product - Nottingham Nottin Sar The bomb. Who bombed Pearl Harbor? Who bombed Pearl Harbor? TikTok emr.wholesom3 d TikTok @mr.wholesom3 no, no, she's got a point
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    Fruit - Genuine apple watch £450 Posted over a week ago Ask for Details This automatically sends a message to the seller asking about availability.
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    Cartoon - AGATHA, WHAT'S WRONG? THE DOCTOR SAID I CANT HAVE KIDS. NoW, NoW- FooD ALLERGIES ARENT THE END OF THE WORLD. 10/10 2017 Scott Hilburn/Distributed by Andrews McMeel Syndication
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    Text - Wise words from a wise man "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you."
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    Text - What's stopping Jeff Bezos from being santa He has our addresses He has drones He has a wishlist and intimate knowledge or our habits He is specifically making the choice to not be santa
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    Text - Man, I just waited 15t to tell you that Nadhers Day wealdn't be possible withart me. Il be wating for my present in the living room. love, roeM. Josteia RES
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    Gun - r/memes Posted by u/Distortio4 · 2h i.redd.it No doubt 5 out of 6 people say Russian roulette is a perfectly safe game Wait what it's Luade with mematic?! 4.1k 47 Share Y BEST COMMENTS CG-Shin · 2h I looked it up. 5 out of 5 say its a perfectly safe game. Couldn't find the statement of the 6th person. Reply 138
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    Planet - NamesAidan @AidanSome Name a more toxic community, l'll wait
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    Text - r/AskReddit - Posted by 3 hours ago What isn't your proudest fap? nsfw 40 Comments Give Award Share 2 hours ago All of them, except one. , Reply Share Save
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    Cartoon - madfur @madfur Follow @newaviator Woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water. They want to take it. She says it's not a liquid. 6 Reply t3 Retweet Favorite ** More RETWEETS FAVORITES 19 113 security security See what's trending at FUNSubstance.com
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    Text - Vegan dogs owner : *drop dead on the floor* The dogs that was forced into a vegan diet : 130 12 comentarios • 20 veces compartido Me gusta Comentar Compartir Kidren Turner Technically the dog is still eating vegan
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    Text - Left handed people have a higher chance of finishing their exam on time than people with no hands.
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    Text - Saw a book called, "How to solve 50% of your problems". So I bought two books. 4.9k Comments 34k Shares Idiot, Buy one book and read it twice. 1hr Like Reply
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    Pope - + Mark O'Connell @rfkram I can move diagonally on this floor. Traducir Tweet
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    Cartoon - what does Sophie want for Xmas she loves anything Frozen' f/DrawtismArt O edraw_ttsm 42 FISH VALUK FINGERS
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    Face - What's on your mind? ethought ONC Random Thoughts @thought Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
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    Face - Neil Armstrong's Dad shot a load so powerful that it eventually landed on the moon.
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    Text - Niggaz Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN If you don't come to my funeral I'm not comin to yours simple as that 100 <>
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    Face - Yesterday at 20:28 · O Photographer has been capturing gingers around the world for 7 years and says it's not just about hair (15 pics): Scotland Jamaica i O BORED PANDA • 5 MIN READ Photographer Has Been Capturing Gingers Around The World For 7 Years And Says It's Not Just Abo... O 2.5k 883 comments • 462 shares Like ל1 Comment Share Are they going to let them go? 7 years is a long time to capture anyone, even gingers
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    Text - B.A., political science @InternetHippo The dinosaurs didnt "rule the earth" they were just alive stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didnt have
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    Sitting - Daddy, why is that book so thick? It's a long story
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    Community - Girl scouts is just a cookie company that gets away with child labor CHANGE MY MIND
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    Text - tedthestoner Any series/movies related to cooking? (No masterchef ) (No ratatouille) Breaking bad Haha · Reply 00 18 1 day ago replied · 1 Reply ...
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    Player - BOYS, IF YOUR GIRLLOOKS LIKE THIS AY SHE'SAKEEPER
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    Product - Dole pineapple chunke 2022 Dole pineapple chunks crushed pineapple yyrp Lcol In heavy syrup 19288D DEST BY OC 61.28 6.40
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    Property - r/OldPhotosInRealLife Posted by u/GooglySmelmo • 13h • i.redd.it 1 Nagasaki, late 1800s / 2020 Image PIC COLLAGE ssckek · 9h Buildings are completely different. Almost like they were torn down entirely and rebuilt. Reply 218 obxfisher · 9h O1 Award An atomic bomb will tend to do that. 1 307
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    Text - I think they meant the date. INSTALLED ON: Ahe Ceiling ON:he DO NOT REMOVE
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    Face - ADBIBLE.COM Baby Boy Born Without Penis In Extremely Rare Case RO 5.5K 13K Comments 1.1K Shar O Like Comment Share Daniel Exact same thing happened my sister
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    Text - Tweet TheOdd1sOut ... @theodd1sout do you have to be 21 to do illegal drugs? no no no @hobbs_jansen 4h Replying to @theodd1sout ... Nah be underage for less punishment 01 7 Show replies
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    Photo caption - It's his favorite spot in the whole house. Dlonem @OfficialDlonem - Sep 19 Poor Shark has a loose canine
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts e 2h People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them. 101 14 1 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL VisaliaKink559 28m Hell, they even let us look at the answers Reply Vote 口
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    Photo caption - OUR DEATH RAY DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING. AWESOME- I'M STANDING RIGHT IN IT, AND I'M NOT DEAD YET. FAIL failnation A true scientist
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    Text - HAD LADbible DIO 1 h 6 Something is definitely going on i LADBIBLE.COM Mystery Monolith From Utah Desert Appears Next To Prehistoric Fortress In Romania Top fan Pack I can tell you exactly what's going on. Someone's going round putting monoliths in places. 1h Like Reply 790 O
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